Warning: Pics of the "bump"

Maybe a little bigger than a "bump". What do you call the next size up from a bump?

I usually don't post them right in a post, but this was kinda different. (and please, forgive my awesomeness of how I look. It's 8pm after a very long day.)

From the back, I don't really look really pregnant, do I?


Then a small turn gives it away:


And it just looks freaking crazy from the front, doesn't it?:


Forgive my display here, but I just found it was so strange how different I looked from the front and back. I mean, of course there is going to be a big difference, but I didn't realize just how much!