Phone Sex Pregnant Girls

Posted by Unknown Sabtu, 15 Agustus 2009 0 komentar

This is my new friend Brenda! Remember, I met her in a single moms birthing class. We were bothing chatting about how horny we've been in the 2nd trimester... but we don't really have anyone to have sex with! I was scared to tell her about what I've been doing... but she ended up being curious and not scared about it at all.
She's nervous about being naked, but let me see her naked and she has NOTHING to worry about. She's beautiful. I wish I looked like her. I'm farther along than she is. We think she's pregnant with twins. That's why she's so cute and round with her baby bump.

Her AIM + Yahoo names: BabyBumpBrenda

Tell her how pretty she is and that she should put herself on a page, too! I would love to do 2girl pregnant phone sex calls with her before I have to take maternity leave!

For yummy baby bump horny phone sex, call 1-888-8-FREAKY and ask for CLAIRE and BRENDA for a 2girl call. Or just call and ask for me and I can tell you ALL about her. ;)

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I'm such a loser.

Posted by Unknown Jumat, 14 Agustus 2009 0 komentar
That's right. A LOSER. I'm 1 lb away from my goal weight! One fucking pound. ~grumble~, but better than 20, right??

I keep walking around the house saying outloud "that's right bitches! 131!". I don't have any idea who these "bitches" are who I'm talking to, but it keeps coming out of my mouth.

I just measured myself tape measure style. 36-28-34.

omg. the horror. I just looked in a playboy to see what the measurements of centerfolds were (knowing I wasn't anywhere near! but still curious) and the girl in the one I picked up was 38-24-34. Oy vey. 24-34? A TEN INCH difference in waist/hips?!

Okay, let me get off my own horn-tooting topic...

Hrm. Blogable news ... um ... yeah. So.

I have some topics to bring up, but they need their own post. And I swear, I got nothin' right now. Nothin.

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Pregnant Phone Sex

Posted by Unknown Kamis, 13 Agustus 2009 0 komentar

Ohhhhh! I really wish I could be having sex right now. Being a single mom, stinks and being soooo horny headed into my 3rd trimester. I'm getting so big... but since I'm going to be a single mom. (bf left me), I've joined a special Birthing Class and I met a new friend! Her name is Brenda. She's adorable, young, and innocent. I know we'll be great friends. :) We get along so well! We're bothing having babies, but I'll be having mine first hehe. I'm trying to convince her to do pregnant phone sex, too! We both talked about how horny we are. So horny we were almost about to hit on each other... just kidding... well, no I'm not. I'm not sure if she's into me like that though. She's beautiful. I love her long hair and creamy skin. We'll see if I can convince her to! When she's more convinced, I'll post her screen names on here and maybe you guys can help convince her to join the naughty phone sex world!

Your lonely single-mommy-to-be,
Claire

1*888-47*HORNY ask for me! We can do any fantasy you like! Even including a roleplay where we talk about Brenda, too!

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I told the guy, I didn't even WANT the fish!

Posted by Unknown Rabu, 12 Agustus 2009 0 komentar
Titles aren't my forte.

My gosh, yahoo mail was PISSING me off yesterday. I just couldn't save my picture attachments and I wanted to stab my mail program. Computer rage is much like road rage. I'm not only a member, I'm the president.

ANYWHO ...

Yes. I declared reader bankruptcy AGAIN. And I've actually been out there and anyone who has had updates in past two days. Well, not everyone, but I'm getting there. Slow and steadily I'll be back to knowing what the fuck is going on with everyone. Thanks for the advice. It's amazing how something you use for 'therapy' (blogging) can become a source of stress itself.

Updates about me? Yeah, not much. I'm unemployed and haven't even started looking for a job. My severance came in and I'm in the midst of budgeting it all out. And with a lot of thanks to our families, we also found our way completely out of debt so I'm no longer worried about living in a van down by the river. Ella is in school (thanks for looking! I don't think I've ever had that many people on my other blog!) and I'm now getting my bearings enough to start thinking about working again. I'm planning on starting the job search in September.

So what's an unemployed girl to do?

GET A NEW PIERCING!

Heh. I'm not really into piercings too much. I mean, I got my belly pierced (and it's still pierced) over 18 years ago. My birthday is coming up and I'll have had it pierced for 19 years. So obviously it's nothing new to me. I was one of the first to get it done back then, but it's definitely not edgy anymore.

So. I fell in love with transdermal anchors. And since I don't have a job right now, I got one. I love love love (no, you don't have to pretend like it. it's okay.) the positioning of the one I got. I've liked the collarbones and back of neck ones, but not enough that I wanted one. When I saw the "cleavage" one (have no idea what the real positioning is called) done, I wanted it. So I got it...




YAY! I fucking love it. It's low enough that totally shows off when wearing a tank or a scoop or vee neck tee, but with a normal tshirt or button up, it's covered.

What do you think? It's a little red because I had ~just~ had it done moments before I took the picture, but it's been perfect since. And if you are wondering how it's done, first a hole is pierced into my chest with a thick needle using a forceps to pull the skin away from my chest bone. Then she stretches the hole open and slips a transdermal anchor (kinda like a flat disk) in and then lets the skin fall over it. Finally, through the pierced hole, the ball is twisted onto the post in the anchor. So I can change out the ball, but the anchor is pretty permanent (until I get it cut out I guess).


What else to do with unemployed summertime?

MORE TATTOOS!

Heh. Well, I can't really afford to get new tattoos, but I wanted my sleeve finished. Here is the inside elbow which finally got colored in...




The green swirls are working into that first bottom wave which will be eventually be worked into the top waves. The top of my arm is being totally redone. A HUGE coverup. I used to have a variety of "stuff" there - as it was when I first started getting tattoos like 20 years ago and I had no idea I'd get a sleeve done. Having a fairy and a arm band of vines was cool back then, but now it just looked kinda hodge podge.

So an incredible artist (different from my incredible artist who did my bottom sleeve) is working on my coverup. He is amazing. He covered up my entire upper arm with beautiful colored flowers. I had no idea color could be covered with color other than black. My outer (shoulder to elbow) arm is done and now he had the entire inside of my arm to redo. It won't be a coverup though, as the two interlaced koi, representing myself and my husband, is what I want. But he's going to redo it, as the initial tattoo was only started and no where near completion when my old artist started smoking meth and took off. (it was hard to find an artist who would work on another's work. Especially an artist like I have, who is actually internationally known, as he's been in tons of tattoo magazines).

ANYWHO, due to the artist being as popular as he is, he's hard to book time with, so I have two 4 hour appointments scheduled for Oct~ish and Dec~ish. It's not part of our budget, obviously, but if I can save enough money from my blogher checks and if my husband gets more in his commission checks than we have budgeted, we decided to go ahead with the appointments. But no ~new~ work. Tom is getting a lot of work done free from the owner of the shop who is just starting to tattoo (his brother is the artist and he's the business end) but is also quite amazing. So it's only "fair" to allow our only extra money to go to getting my arm finally done. We won't go into debt because of it though, nor take away from family stuff for it. Obviously that should go without saying, but explaining we're on a strict budget then talking about spending tons of money on tattoos doesn't make too much sense on the surface, so I wanted to explain.

Here is the picture of my elbow which was finally finished ...




I just can't believe that flower is centered on my elbow. Nor can I believe I sat twice for the work. Getting my elbow done was the WORST pain I have ever sat through for any of my ink. Makes me really rethink of getting my other sleeve done in the future. Like seriously. Ouch.


Since I declared reader bankruptcy and I'll only be reading newer posts, is there anything I missed out there? Emily? Eden? Kym? Jenn? Jen? Jennifer? Sarah? Sara? Chicklet? Pam? Tabacco Brunette? JJ? Geohde? Hollie? Murgdan? Melissa? Katie? Lori? Morgan? Julie? Jewels? Laurel? M? Kim? Jendeis? Jamie? Beautiful Mess? GeekBM? Annacyc? Calli? Io? Denise? Carrie? Dot? Missy? Mel? Tori? Kristin? Jayme? Kari? BabySmiling? Monica? Tammy? Kelly? Mareike (smooches!)? Aggie? Beth? Krista? SHAYNA (I miss you!)? Robin? Steph? Tara? LJ? Lisa? ElephantsCR? Lilith? Photogrl? Kate? AreYouKiddingMe? Poltzie? Any Braces Buncher? Jill? Ella? Peeveme? Saraphim? Clam? Kimbo? Soapchick? Erin? CLo? Mommybird? Rachel? Sacredandscarred? April? Amanda? Suzy? Joe? Paz? Artblog? Amy? Stacy? Stacie? WishingHopingPraying? Elana? Shinejil? Olive? DrGrumbles? Rebeccah? Brianna? Sherry? omg... I can't do it. I know I'm missing so many people and I'm afraid if I keep going and "complete" the list, I'll miss someone!

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updates and pictures for the "other"!

Posted by Unknown Selasa, 11 Agustus 2009 0 komentar
I'm about to update today, but pictures are taking a moment to get from my phone. grrrr. This blog will be updated later today hopefully. Until then, I've got the pictures for my family blog up. You know the one, right? Instead of TheNewLifeOfNancy, it's TheOtherLifeOfNancy.

The updates I'm about to publish in the next 10 minutes (if Jenn stops texting me! ~wink~) I've published on TheOtherLifeOfNancy are of:
~ Ella's first day of kindergarten
~ Karl's 7 month update
~ Allison's cutie-patootie smile

So check it out if you are up to it?

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I've been in a mood.

Posted by Unknown Minggu, 09 Agustus 2009 0 komentar
Confession time.

I haven't read any blogs, nor barely blogged myself, for weeks.

Pregnancy blogs make me yearn for it. Parenting blogs make me compare. Food blogs aren't my thing usually. Decorating blogs, like my wonderful friend Laurel's blog, makes me feel like I haven't got a cool bone in my body.

I gotta get back in the swing of things.

Why?

I MISS IT.

I miss knowing everything about you girls. I miss going through all the ups and downs. Being away from you all makes a hole in my heart.

How do I get it back?

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I'm just sayin ...

Posted by Unknown Jumat, 07 Agustus 2009 0 komentar
All of hollywood being baby crazed is super fucking annoying.

Even as an if-survivor (if i can even claim that) it bothers the piss out of me.

I don't care who has the cutest baby bump.
I don't care who has the best post baby body.
I don't care whose baby is turning 1.
I don't care whose kid has the cutest hair do. Or shoes. Or toys. Or outfits.

I like my hollywood gossip. I'll admit it. But in my latest issue, 13 of the first 30 pages had ~something~ about babies. Or pregnancy.

Can the public really be intersted THAT much in it? Seriously?

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