My Monkey.

Posted by Unknown Minggu, 30 Agustus 2009 0 komentar
Sorry to post this here and the fact it's super cheesy, but I just couldn't help it.

~ Time spent ttc him ... 21 months
~ Number of appointments, hoohaa cams, injections ... countless
~ Being fortunatate enough to take this picture?



Priceless.

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p.s...

Posted by Unknown Jumat, 28 Agustus 2009 0 komentar
I had to add this in to my last post. I can't believe I forgot about it. Maybe because I'm still too shocked.

My father, 73 years old, just found the wonderfulness that is an ipod. He spends HOURS looking for and downloading songs. He's very much into think like Pink Floyd, Led Zepplin, The Eagles, etc.

So today, he's going over his music to find songs he wants to put in an absolute "favorites" playlist. He's going through song by song, playing the first 5-7 seconds, checkmarking the ones he wants.

As one song starts to play, I immediately turn to him my best WTF look.

Dad: "You know that girl who Chris Brown beat up? I love her music!"
~ Rihanna playing ~
Me: can't talk. dumbfounded.
Dad: "I've been listening to her a lot!"
Me: Rihanna?
Dad: "Yes. This song, 'unfaithful', is my favorite"

I don't know what is more disturbing. That my 73 year old father listens to Rihanna. Or that he explains who she is by "that girl Chris Brown beat up". Or that I knew who was singing when I heard it playing.

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Since it's a Friday

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I will not post my discussion of the four questions. I seem to have a lot more traffic in the mornings of weekdays, so when I want people to read/see something, I make sure it's posted over the span of a night/weekday morning. So, you'll have to wait. Although I'm not going to be full of great insight, just my take (and the answers to the questions).

A few random and schnarky items.

~ My brother is getting married on a cruise ship in oct and I wasn't going. But my dad wants me to go and said he'll pay for me. Just me. Not Tom or the kids. I want to go, but a week away from everyone is huge. And unfair to Tom. It's a big family cruise and my dad just won't pay for 5 people, so it's just me or no one. Ugh. I understand why I can't go, but it's still a bummer.

~ What are those blanket things with arms called? Snuggies? Shnoogies? Snugglies? I refuse to google it. Anywho. I was watching a baseball game the other night and saw someone behind home base with one on. Seriously. Like actually wearing one. Now, there are white trash / punk rock shit that is cool - like PBR, John Dear and pink flamingos in your yard, but the blanket thing is seriously dumb.

~ I hit my weight goal this morning. But it was just the first of weigh-ins and I have to weigh it multiple times in case it's just a fluke. Yay. 7m2w4d past birth. FINALLY. Of course, I'm 15 lbs lighter now than pre-preg weight, it took that long to get off all my iui/ivf/fet weight + baby weight off.

~ Ted Kennedy died THREE days ago and I just found out about it now. I was at my parent's house and the news said "kennedy's viewing is over" and I was like WTF? They STILL are showing jfk's casket? Seriously - look how out of it I am. I even read the paper today and didn't catch it. BTW, I totally think ted kennedy got away with killing that girl. I'm just sayin'

~ Speaking of public figures getting away with shit. This michael jackson thing is starting to really fucking annoy me. I believe he got away with some very bad things. Sure, he had a fucked up childhood. Real fucked up. REAL fucked up. But that's just a reason, not an excuse.

~ I have a russian tortoise I need to get rid of. He's awesome, but we just don't have the room. I used to keep some of the girls' large toys in the office/guest room, but now it's a nursery so all of their stuff is in their own room. Plus Peter Pan (the tortoise). I feel bad, but the thing has a life expectancy of 80 years and he's 4. I put an ad in the paper for this weekend (craigslist doesn't do pets) so hopefully I'll find him a home. If anyone in driving distance to Co Springs wants a full setup for a tortoise (55 gallon terrarium, warming pad, lamp, plus all accessories), I'll give it to you. I'm asking $75, but I'll give him away to anyone I "know".

~ Can Jon Gossling (no clue on spelling) wear more Ed Hardy? Seriously dude. Buy some different t-shirt brands.

~ I'm dying to see Inglourious Basterds. I really want to know what the reasoning behind the intentional incorrect spelling, but when Quentin Tarantino was asked, he replied, " "Here's the thing. I'm never going to explain that. You do an artistic flourish like that, and to explain it would just take the piss out of it and invalidate the whole stroke in the first place." Lame.

~ That twilight movie thing. I've never read nor seen it because whoa, I'm over the age of 14, but I see the cast and such in my hollywood gossip mags. Can someone please tell me why this vampire kid (the one with the shaggy blonde hair) is supposedly hot? I don't get it at all. Although I do think Dr Cooper from Nurse Jackie (who I just learned is another vampire in twilight) is cute as hell. Maybe it's just "beauty is in the eye of the beholder" thing. ~shrug~

~ I am going to get the "mother of the year" award this year. I wrote about it on my other blog.

I have way more to say, but I have to go take care of a few things.

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My New Page

Posted by Unknown Kamis, 27 Agustus 2009 0 komentar


Hi guys. My new best friend Claire finally convinced me to take the leap and give hot phone sex a shot. I put my very own page up and I'm so excited to get to know you all and have some really hot phone fun. I've never done anything like this before but since it seems like I'm always wet and horny lately and I just can't get off enough, I think it's gonna be the perfect fit for me. When you get a chance check out my new page and let me know what you think. There's lots more naughty pics of me on there *giggle*. I would love to rub my wet juicy pussy or play with some of my toys while you stroke your big hard cock for me. We can talk about anything you want to, nothing is off limits with me. So if you're in the mood for some wild pregnant phone sex then give me a call at 1-888-474-6769 and ask for Brenda. My wet pussy is throbbing and I just can't wait to play with you...Kisses, Bren

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Question #4

Posted by Unknown Rabu, 26 Agustus 2009 0 komentar
I know you already know my final question (and then I'm going to post something about all 4 ...)

What was the best thing you have ever said to anyone? Does anything stand out that you would think someone else would consider what you've said to be their "best"?

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Very Pregnant Phone Sex

Posted by Unknown Senin, 24 Agustus 2009 0 komentar



















GOOD BYE EVERYONE! It has cum to the time where me, (Claire) is getting a little too pregnant to be sitting at the computer all the time. I'm still very horny and available for 2girl calls. Just have to call 1-888-8-FREAKY and ask for Claire & Brenda. If you are one of my favorite boys that love to play you can still call the freaky number above and we can play. I'm just spending more time relaxing my back and using my vibrator. Almost time to have the baby! I'm lactating so much!

As you see, I was lucky to find a new best single mommy friend, BRENDA. She's in the pic to the right of mine. She's not as far along as me, so she'll be around longer. We still love doing 2girl calls together, but she's so beautiful I am sure you will have fun with her on solo calls, too!

She's not up on the website yet, but her new link will be: pregnant phone sex
Her AIM + Yahoo IDs are: BabyBumpBrenda
(I love that screen name, super cute!)

Don't forget me! I will miss you all! And I will still be available to 2 kinky naughty 2 girl phone sex calls with Brenda if you want! Anything Goes! Taboo Phone Sex!


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Question #3

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What is the worst thing ~you~ have ever said to anyone?

(a lot of the time we don't even know we've said something horrible, but many times, we realize we've said something horrible, usually too late to undo the damage. Do you remember yours?)

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We interrupt this line of questioning

Posted by Unknown Jumat, 21 Agustus 2009 0 komentar
to welcome Baby Birdee into the world. I received his newborn picture this afternoon (5 hours after posting she was in labor) and he looks gorgeous in every way. Mommy hasn't posted herself yet, except the fact she went into active labor this morning, so I can't give out any details due to respect of allowing her to post the first picture of her son. (although I'm dying to do so!)

Now back to regular programming. If you haven't yet answered the past two questions, please take a moment to do so. Thanks!!!

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Question #2

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What is the best thing anyone has ever said to you?


This is a two part-er, so I'll speak to many of the comments left on the past post. Which, by the way, just broke my heart to read. I want to give everyone a ginormous ~hug~.

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Question.

Posted by Unknown Rabu, 19 Agustus 2009 0 komentar
What was the worst thing anyone has ever said to you?

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Pregnant Porn Phone Sex

Posted by Unknown Selasa, 18 Agustus 2009 0 komentar

Mmmmm... I can't stop thinking about my fun with (baby bump) Brenda the other night! She's so pretty! She let me take photos of her with my camera and she's going to start doing pregnant phone sex with me and when I'm gone, too. She's purrrrrfect. She gets my hot wet pussy even more HOTT. We love 2girl phone sex calls. Just call 1-888-8-FREAKY and ask for a 2girl call with CLAIRE and BRENDA. Just like that. You can get us both pregnant or have us be your nasty pregnant twin sisters... or you can knock up two teen sisters, mommy daughter, anything you want! Pop our cherries and put your babies in our bellies on your first try!

You can call us solo, too!
1-888-8-47HORNY ask for Claire
If you want Brenda solo call 1-888-8-FREAKY ask for Brenda

MY AIM: claireloves2cum
Brenda's AIM: BabyBumpBrenda

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Fun With Claire

Posted by Unknown Minggu, 16 Agustus 2009 0 komentar




Hi guys. I'm Claire's friend Brenda. She's been trying to convince me to give phone sex a chance since I am sooo super horny all the time and I could use the extra money. I've been thinking about it and I had my first two-girl phonesex call with her yesterday. It was sooo much fun. I was really nervous and shy at first but by the end of the call my pregnant pussy was dripping wet and I just couldn't resist anymore so I grabbed my dildo and buried it deep inside of me until I came really hard all over it. Claire was my mom on our call and I was her horny virgin daughter that had just barely turned 18. We started out with mommy's sexy friend fucking her dripping wet pussy from behind while she licked my juicy little cunt and got it nice and sloppy wet. Her tongue felt so good sliding up and down my wet little slit and the feel of it flicking against my clit got it throbbing. He was pounding her so hard I could hear the sounds of his big cock thrusting in and out of her soaking wet pussy. It had me so excited that I wrapped my legs right around the back of her neck and pulled her in even closer and ground my cunt right against her face and that amazing tongue. Mommy started begging her friend to cum inside of her pussy and to get her pregnant. She wanted so badly to feel his baby growing inside of her that as soon as she felt his cum spurting inside she started screaming and her pussy covered his cock with her juices. As soon as his cock slid out of her pussy I grabbed it and wrapped my lips around it to pull every last drop of the cum into my mouth. It was so yummy I could taste Mommy's pussy juices mixed with it. Then I crawled in between Mommy's legs and spread her pussy lips open nice and wide so I could spit the rest of his cum deep inside of her. I wanted to make sure that she got pregnant. Then I laid down on my back and Mommy spread my legs open nice and wide. My pussy was all nice and sloppy wet from Mommy's tongue and her friend was all ready to pop my cherry. She grabbed his cock and guided it inside of me, telling me to take it like a good little girl for her. I was soo scared cause his cock was so big and I was worried that it was gonna hurt but she told me that it would start to feel good after a while if I just relaxed. It hurt so bad when he first put it inside of my tight little virgin pussy. I could feel it tearing me open and it made me yell but after he started thrusting it in and out of me I started to like how that big hard cock felt stretching me open. I started pushing my hips up and moaning while he fucked me harder and deeper. I could tell it was getting Mom really hot again too cause she was fingering her pussy while she watched. It started to feel so good that I begged him to get me pregnant too. I wanted to see my tummy grow big and round just like Mommy's. That would be sooo much fun for us to be pregnant together. And we wouldn't tell Daddy, it would be our little secret. His dick felt so good rubbing against my hard throbbing clit while he thrust it in and out of me that I just couldn't hold back anymore. I dug my nails into his back and exploded all over him. My pussy was convulsing around his cock and covering it in my pussy juices when I heard him groan and his dick started shooting a big huge hot load of thick cum deep inside of me. He shot it so deep that I could feel it hitting the back of my pussy walls. I came so hard that my legs were shaking. Mommy and me had a naughty little secret that we could never ever let daddy find out about. I hope her sexy friend comes to visit us again soon. If you're in the mood for some taboo phone sex then give us a call and ask for Claire and Brenda. We're always wet and ready to play. Or if you want to give me a try all by myself you can call 1-888-837-3259 and ask for Brenda.



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The candles are blown out.

Posted by Unknown Sabtu, 15 Agustus 2009 0 komentar
Thank you to those who wished me a happy birthday. 37. Wow.

Today we had a 'dual' family celebration for both my birthday and allison's, which is on the 18th. It ended up being all about her - she got the cake, the song, the candles, but who needs a birthday party at age 37? She's 4 and she had a great family birthday party. (I didn't get a card from the hubby nor my kids though. I'm bummed out about that. My friends were great though. Lots of texts and cards came in the mail, so that all made me happy!)

I saw the movie "funny people" tonight. Long movie, but good. I liked it. It didn't have a clear storyline all the way through, until I saw the end which pulled it all together. What I thought the movie was about was not what it was really about. Good movie though, so I'll thumbs-up it.

The red sox lost again today - that's 10 years of losses on my birthday. How do I know this? Ben Affleck and myself share the same birthday, including year. And Baseball Tonight on ESPN kept talking about the fact the sox haven't won on Ben's birthday for 10 years. Weird. Not weird they haven't won - they're the sox for goodness sake. You aren't a true red sox fan unless you are used to losing. All. The. Time. Well, when it counts. (I can't believe we actually have 'fair weather fans' now. Incredible!) But weird espn were all about reporting the aspect of wins/losses on Ben Affleck's birthday. Why his birthday? There is a sox fan born everyday of the year, yet we hear all about Ben's curse of August 15th.

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Phone Sex Pregnant Girls

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This is my new friend Brenda! Remember, I met her in a single moms birthing class. We were bothing chatting about how horny we've been in the 2nd trimester... but we don't really have anyone to have sex with! I was scared to tell her about what I've been doing... but she ended up being curious and not scared about it at all.
She's nervous about being naked, but let me see her naked and she has NOTHING to worry about. She's beautiful. I wish I looked like her. I'm farther along than she is. We think she's pregnant with twins. That's why she's so cute and round with her baby bump.

Her AIM + Yahoo names: BabyBumpBrenda

Tell her how pretty she is and that she should put herself on a page, too! I would love to do 2girl pregnant phone sex calls with her before I have to take maternity leave!

For yummy baby bump horny phone sex, call 1-888-8-FREAKY and ask for CLAIRE and BRENDA for a 2girl call. Or just call and ask for me and I can tell you ALL about her. ;)

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I'm such a loser.

Posted by Unknown Jumat, 14 Agustus 2009 0 komentar
That's right. A LOSER. I'm 1 lb away from my goal weight! One fucking pound. ~grumble~, but better than 20, right??

I keep walking around the house saying outloud "that's right bitches! 131!". I don't have any idea who these "bitches" are who I'm talking to, but it keeps coming out of my mouth.

I just measured myself tape measure style. 36-28-34.

omg. the horror. I just looked in a playboy to see what the measurements of centerfolds were (knowing I wasn't anywhere near! but still curious) and the girl in the one I picked up was 38-24-34. Oy vey. 24-34? A TEN INCH difference in waist/hips?!

Okay, let me get off my own horn-tooting topic...

Hrm. Blogable news ... um ... yeah. So.

I have some topics to bring up, but they need their own post. And I swear, I got nothin' right now. Nothin.

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Pregnant Phone Sex

Posted by Unknown Kamis, 13 Agustus 2009 0 komentar

Ohhhhh! I really wish I could be having sex right now. Being a single mom, stinks and being soooo horny headed into my 3rd trimester. I'm getting so big... but since I'm going to be a single mom. (bf left me), I've joined a special Birthing Class and I met a new friend! Her name is Brenda. She's adorable, young, and innocent. I know we'll be great friends. :) We get along so well! We're bothing having babies, but I'll be having mine first hehe. I'm trying to convince her to do pregnant phone sex, too! We both talked about how horny we are. So horny we were almost about to hit on each other... just kidding... well, no I'm not. I'm not sure if she's into me like that though. She's beautiful. I love her long hair and creamy skin. We'll see if I can convince her to! When she's more convinced, I'll post her screen names on here and maybe you guys can help convince her to join the naughty phone sex world!

Your lonely single-mommy-to-be,
Claire

1*888-47*HORNY ask for me! We can do any fantasy you like! Even including a roleplay where we talk about Brenda, too!

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I told the guy, I didn't even WANT the fish!

Posted by Unknown Rabu, 12 Agustus 2009 0 komentar
Titles aren't my forte.

My gosh, yahoo mail was PISSING me off yesterday. I just couldn't save my picture attachments and I wanted to stab my mail program. Computer rage is much like road rage. I'm not only a member, I'm the president.

ANYWHO ...

Yes. I declared reader bankruptcy AGAIN. And I've actually been out there and anyone who has had updates in past two days. Well, not everyone, but I'm getting there. Slow and steadily I'll be back to knowing what the fuck is going on with everyone. Thanks for the advice. It's amazing how something you use for 'therapy' (blogging) can become a source of stress itself.

Updates about me? Yeah, not much. I'm unemployed and haven't even started looking for a job. My severance came in and I'm in the midst of budgeting it all out. And with a lot of thanks to our families, we also found our way completely out of debt so I'm no longer worried about living in a van down by the river. Ella is in school (thanks for looking! I don't think I've ever had that many people on my other blog!) and I'm now getting my bearings enough to start thinking about working again. I'm planning on starting the job search in September.

So what's an unemployed girl to do?

GET A NEW PIERCING!

Heh. I'm not really into piercings too much. I mean, I got my belly pierced (and it's still pierced) over 18 years ago. My birthday is coming up and I'll have had it pierced for 19 years. So obviously it's nothing new to me. I was one of the first to get it done back then, but it's definitely not edgy anymore.

So. I fell in love with transdermal anchors. And since I don't have a job right now, I got one. I love love love (no, you don't have to pretend like it. it's okay.) the positioning of the one I got. I've liked the collarbones and back of neck ones, but not enough that I wanted one. When I saw the "cleavage" one (have no idea what the real positioning is called) done, I wanted it. So I got it...




YAY! I fucking love it. It's low enough that totally shows off when wearing a tank or a scoop or vee neck tee, but with a normal tshirt or button up, it's covered.

What do you think? It's a little red because I had ~just~ had it done moments before I took the picture, but it's been perfect since. And if you are wondering how it's done, first a hole is pierced into my chest with a thick needle using a forceps to pull the skin away from my chest bone. Then she stretches the hole open and slips a transdermal anchor (kinda like a flat disk) in and then lets the skin fall over it. Finally, through the pierced hole, the ball is twisted onto the post in the anchor. So I can change out the ball, but the anchor is pretty permanent (until I get it cut out I guess).


What else to do with unemployed summertime?

MORE TATTOOS!

Heh. Well, I can't really afford to get new tattoos, but I wanted my sleeve finished. Here is the inside elbow which finally got colored in...




The green swirls are working into that first bottom wave which will be eventually be worked into the top waves. The top of my arm is being totally redone. A HUGE coverup. I used to have a variety of "stuff" there - as it was when I first started getting tattoos like 20 years ago and I had no idea I'd get a sleeve done. Having a fairy and a arm band of vines was cool back then, but now it just looked kinda hodge podge.

So an incredible artist (different from my incredible artist who did my bottom sleeve) is working on my coverup. He is amazing. He covered up my entire upper arm with beautiful colored flowers. I had no idea color could be covered with color other than black. My outer (shoulder to elbow) arm is done and now he had the entire inside of my arm to redo. It won't be a coverup though, as the two interlaced koi, representing myself and my husband, is what I want. But he's going to redo it, as the initial tattoo was only started and no where near completion when my old artist started smoking meth and took off. (it was hard to find an artist who would work on another's work. Especially an artist like I have, who is actually internationally known, as he's been in tons of tattoo magazines).

ANYWHO, due to the artist being as popular as he is, he's hard to book time with, so I have two 4 hour appointments scheduled for Oct~ish and Dec~ish. It's not part of our budget, obviously, but if I can save enough money from my blogher checks and if my husband gets more in his commission checks than we have budgeted, we decided to go ahead with the appointments. But no ~new~ work. Tom is getting a lot of work done free from the owner of the shop who is just starting to tattoo (his brother is the artist and he's the business end) but is also quite amazing. So it's only "fair" to allow our only extra money to go to getting my arm finally done. We won't go into debt because of it though, nor take away from family stuff for it. Obviously that should go without saying, but explaining we're on a strict budget then talking about spending tons of money on tattoos doesn't make too much sense on the surface, so I wanted to explain.

Here is the picture of my elbow which was finally finished ...




I just can't believe that flower is centered on my elbow. Nor can I believe I sat twice for the work. Getting my elbow done was the WORST pain I have ever sat through for any of my ink. Makes me really rethink of getting my other sleeve done in the future. Like seriously. Ouch.


Since I declared reader bankruptcy and I'll only be reading newer posts, is there anything I missed out there? Emily? Eden? Kym? Jenn? Jen? Jennifer? Sarah? Sara? Chicklet? Pam? Tabacco Brunette? JJ? Geohde? Hollie? Murgdan? Melissa? Katie? Lori? Morgan? Julie? Jewels? Laurel? M? Kim? Jendeis? Jamie? Beautiful Mess? GeekBM? Annacyc? Calli? Io? Denise? Carrie? Dot? Missy? Mel? Tori? Kristin? Jayme? Kari? BabySmiling? Monica? Tammy? Kelly? Mareike (smooches!)? Aggie? Beth? Krista? SHAYNA (I miss you!)? Robin? Steph? Tara? LJ? Lisa? ElephantsCR? Lilith? Photogrl? Kate? AreYouKiddingMe? Poltzie? Any Braces Buncher? Jill? Ella? Peeveme? Saraphim? Clam? Kimbo? Soapchick? Erin? CLo? Mommybird? Rachel? Sacredandscarred? April? Amanda? Suzy? Joe? Paz? Artblog? Amy? Stacy? Stacie? WishingHopingPraying? Elana? Shinejil? Olive? DrGrumbles? Rebeccah? Brianna? Sherry? omg... I can't do it. I know I'm missing so many people and I'm afraid if I keep going and "complete" the list, I'll miss someone!

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updates and pictures for the "other"!

Posted by Unknown Selasa, 11 Agustus 2009 0 komentar
I'm about to update today, but pictures are taking a moment to get from my phone. grrrr. This blog will be updated later today hopefully. Until then, I've got the pictures for my family blog up. You know the one, right? Instead of TheNewLifeOfNancy, it's TheOtherLifeOfNancy.

The updates I'm about to publish in the next 10 minutes (if Jenn stops texting me! ~wink~) I've published on TheOtherLifeOfNancy are of:
~ Ella's first day of kindergarten
~ Karl's 7 month update
~ Allison's cutie-patootie smile

So check it out if you are up to it?

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I've been in a mood.

Posted by Unknown Minggu, 09 Agustus 2009 0 komentar
Confession time.

I haven't read any blogs, nor barely blogged myself, for weeks.

Pregnancy blogs make me yearn for it. Parenting blogs make me compare. Food blogs aren't my thing usually. Decorating blogs, like my wonderful friend Laurel's blog, makes me feel like I haven't got a cool bone in my body.

I gotta get back in the swing of things.

Why?

I MISS IT.

I miss knowing everything about you girls. I miss going through all the ups and downs. Being away from you all makes a hole in my heart.

How do I get it back?

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I'm just sayin ...

Posted by Unknown Jumat, 07 Agustus 2009 0 komentar
All of hollywood being baby crazed is super fucking annoying.

Even as an if-survivor (if i can even claim that) it bothers the piss out of me.

I don't care who has the cutest baby bump.
I don't care who has the best post baby body.
I don't care whose baby is turning 1.
I don't care whose kid has the cutest hair do. Or shoes. Or toys. Or outfits.

I like my hollywood gossip. I'll admit it. But in my latest issue, 13 of the first 30 pages had ~something~ about babies. Or pregnancy.

Can the public really be intersted THAT much in it? Seriously?

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